If you've heard of "the Godfather of Law", you're either:
- in trouble with the law (join the club!)
- someone who knows somebody who's in trouble with the law
- a victim of a public defender's "help" (or, as I like to call them, "public pretenders")
- about to be sentenced
- in prison already, hoping for a miracle
If you've come here for help, that means you've exhausted all other avenues. You've discovered that once a jury of your "peers" finds you guilty or you've entered a plea of guilty based upon the advice of your ever-so-helpful lawyer, you're screwed.
My name is Gary Malkmus, better known as "The Godfather of Law". I run a pro bono (all donations greatly appreciated!) legal consulting service specializing in the fields of criminal law, civil law, family, landlord/tenant law, constitutional law, wills and trusts.
This site is for you if you've flunked the School of Hard Knocks and need some re-education about our broken system of justice. I am dedicated to educating people in the field of law, especially if you're in trouble. Before you go to see a lawyer, call me first!